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kiss my sass

Created on 2007-06-22 14:35:21 (#13220967), last updated 2009-02-15

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Name:	uberneon

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Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos.

Your best kept secret & your biggest mistake

माया. Yes that is me, and this thing is mine. I'm 14 and have typing shit in this LJ for a little over a year now. I started french this month and I wish I had a lightsaber. My head is paining and I smell of fevicol. I'll probably like you if I give you the chance. I'm a hopeless romantic with a demonic phone and a knack for writing down things better than they sound in my mind. I walk in circles and talk with a lemon in my mouth. I listen to odd music. I'm Indian and I'm proud, but one day I'll be out of here.
I am known for using people for their food. It is not a trait that I am ashamed of. I'd eat you if I could.

More stuff about me which you do not need to know

I make a living on random information
_ This journal is friends only, with a few private entries.
_ I strongly believe in animate objects
_ I have a love/hate relationship with my paper journal as well as this journal
_ It's kind of like cheating on your husband, but I don't know which one my husband is
_ My iPod's name is Jared, I drop him lots but he still loves me
_ I do not bond well with piano teachers
_ I enjoy things that have to do with cheese and bread
_ I would marry food if it was a boy; then I'd eat him
_ I'm not as atrocious as I make myself sound =)
_ I like the smell of Fevicol
_ I enjoy intellectual conversations, books and movies
_...almost as much as I enjoy idiotic conversations, books and movies
_ I thoroughly enjoy overusing the term "your mom"
_ My nails are too short and are in bright (clashing) colours. And black.
_ I like writing, as much as I hate to admit it
_ Facebook encouraged my stalkerish tendencies
_ Last.fm is my bible
_ The only thing on tv I watch anymore is Gossip Girl
_ I clearly love talking about myself.
_ Sometimes I feel like a genius, lmao
_ Other times I feel like a dumbass (more often than not)
_ I believe in lolcats (ichc) and sickipedia
_ I am the polar opposite of myself

Last.fm, bby

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